And there was me thinking that a 'superhero' was someone who wears their underpants outside of their fucking tights. Or wears a utility belt whilst hand-in-hand with his boy wonder, chasing around after The Joker and The Penguin.
Call me old fucking fashioned or a Grumpy Old 'Living In The Past' Twat ... but there's a new 'superhero' on the block. Yes. That's fucking right. One which refuses to sell super strength alcohol. I shit you not. Check out the new 'superheroes' here.
Here for fuck's sake!
What the fucketty fucking fuck is going on!
I always knew that Ipswich was inhabited by in-bred fucktards with an IQ less than your average shoe size but what kind of cunting County Cuntcil decides that banning super strength alcohol is twatting well 'trailblazing'.
Inventing the telephone is 'trailblazing'. Find a cure for the cunt cancer, is twatting well 'trailblazing'. NOT deciding that a few chavs on fucking benefits, hanging around on park benches and drinking like dickwads in doorways, have no self-control when it comes to cheap booze .... so we'll bastard well ban it!
Fer fuck's sake .... some fuckwits can't be trusted with driving a car. Hey! Why the fuck don't you nanny stating shit stains ban cars as well!
Banning super strength alcohol WILL NOT solve the problem of cunting chav fuckwits who have no self-control and no sense of responsibility for their actions ... you mother fucking fuckwits! Stop ruining the lives of the majority by pandering to the minority mongs.
Fuck me! I used to think that this kind of twattery was bona fide New Labour behaviour ... but the faux conservatives are just as bad. No. They're actually fucking worse!
That is all.