Such a prescient, beautiful sentiment.

Sunday, 11 March 2012

Sex, Irony and Parody.

The Modern Obsession With Carnal Cant.

Available here.
I presume it a reasonable assumption that there was once two beings whose physical capabilities allowed for procreation. We can be pretty certain they were not able to bind a union of the same credentials and procreate. In that respect we may also therefore claim it to have been a coming together, a union, indeed a marriage, ordained by whatever circumstance, to produce offspring.

Therefore, I find the screaming, loud mouth, scrawny warbling of people such as that dried up old prune, Featherstone, abhorrent. I also find it ironic that procreation and an institution designed to attempt to keep a couple together, for the purpose of nurturing the resultant raison d'etre  for that "marriage", is now an obsessive and dogmatic mantra. It is also ironic that it is an alliance of failed marital capability of heterosexual, divorced armies and their homosexual, look at us we're so special and bloody precious, opportunists.

There was a time when these matters were quietly accepted and our lives not polluted by specious argument. Parliament, now emasculated by its big brother in Europe, seems to need weak and pathetic arguments for inconsequential, vanity driven legislation. Whilst the shackles of EU dictatorship remain the only full blown industrial output from the Brussels Central Kremlin, our lot are busy chasing about like headless chickens, powerless, ineffectual and very, very expensive.

This whole "gay" marriage rubbish is so unnecessary. Yet it fills the vacuum created by the disappearance of our wealth and freedoms. That the homosexual fraternity are gagging for the right to be called a married couple is hilarious and so ironic. The BBC flaunt their archive footage of two East End butcher "boys" enjoying their three minutes as a first civil partnership bash. The pair split acrimoniously a few months later!   

So even more irony in that this lot are baying for the privilege to enhance the divorce rate statistics and swell lawyers adversarial largesse! So hilarious if not so stupidly and predictably unpleasant.

Now, what about the Islamic influences? Sure having and claiming benefits for several concubines is perfectly OK by our supreme leaders. This marriage set up embraced as part of the paradoxical nation we have become. Nevertheless, promiscuity disguised as cultural blessing, for the blokes at least, does not extend to the Islamic take on homosexuality. Of course should it do so then the gay crowd parodying their polygamous counterparts would be something to behold. 

Of course the idea of significant benefit claims for a multitudinous gay polygamous household would carry a few risks! As the parody of gay "marriage" enters the statute books, I doubt clauses or amendments would be attached to cover the incredible vastness of anomalies that will occur. 

One thing politicians, amongst many dubious qualities, lack, is any understanding of the laws of unintended consequences. If ever there was an occasion for that common sense, this is it. Marriage is not what it was. Society is the poorer for it. So the idea that extending the term and conditions of marriage to the homosexual environment, one even more flawed than its natural counterpart, is plan crazy and stupid. 

That it's even the subject of a colossal waste of time is only believable in the context of our social decline and rapid progress towards Sodom and Gomorrah. The West, already destitute and flat broke from the antics of the ruling elite hardly need this monument to social engineering.A project aimed squarely at the sensitivities of those wondering if the old days were superior to the present nightmares. Which, of course they were.

Sex has become a self-fulfilling parody of normal, decent, procreational fulfilment. Buggery has become the preferred option for debate and the award of Parliamentary attention. Far more important than the carnage and futility in Afghanistan. You might say a bottom up camouflage to disguise the real and terrible World our cretinous buffoons seem so avidly to wish upon us! Just don't tell the Muslim "community" that it is so favoured.


  1. What the fuck is that all about old rightie, honestly read it again and get it sorted. its muddled up shite and that's being kind

  2. Dickey! When in it up to your neck stop digging! The day is fast approaching when you get an invitation to attend a Police station, not on account of breaking some Statute law, but for breaking Common Law. Sleep well!

  3. OldRightie.
    When the sheep are looking at the Wolf, they cannot see the Shepherds intent for them. I hope I have the analogy correct. A good post.

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  5. Dickey!
    Unlawful is Illegal, illegal is not necessarily unlawful. Sleep well.

  6. Dickie, pot and kettle or what! Nick, great to have you around and thank you! As for the analogy, I'd say spot on.

  7. Nick, the impostor must be boosting the Cap'n's stats significantly so not all bad. Sounds a touch touchy feely, too.

  8. Well, I read it again and rather immodestly am happy to leave it as is. If anyone needs any explanation as to some of the more difficult passages, just ask.

  9. I sleep well nick, bluffing is not blagging but blagging can be bluffing.

  10. You may not! In 2 weeks I will be in the U.K on leave. I will then have time to enjoy my pursuits. As I say sleep well!
    P.s. I don't do bluff! Take that as you may.

  11. Typical Nick the blagger aint got a blog, or is hiding it from me.

    i await many excuses from you nick as to why nothing has happened....that 2 weeks of waiting with nothing happening will extend to xmas.

    that is 100% fact.

  12. As you will Dickey! See you soon! Oh, by the way, I have nothing to prove to an irritant like you. What on Earth will your Mother say when your door is knocked and you have to answer for you actions?

    Also! Where is your blog?

    Sleep well, while you can!

  13. awww nick come on!!....really this is only the first 10 minutes and you are already making excuses about "nothing to prove".


    jog off.

    no need for questions, i do not respond to any fishing for information.

    i love naive bloggers but having no blog means it ends here.

  14. Worried are we?
    Sleep well!

  15. Mr./ Mrs Old.
    I apologise for taking up your blog responding to this social introvert. It will not happen again!

  16. No problem at all, Nick. I'm happy to hold your coat!