Time to start the blame game. First up, twat of twats. This pathetic little shit just told the world how incompetent, stupid, pathetic and grotesque the whole EU project is. Trillions pissed up the wall of political vanity, greed, ambition and utter arrogance.
Roll up, roll up and marvel as Pseudo relaxes on a holiday dreams are made of, Sarkozy Midget fucks his whore round the world at a mile high, laughing justifiably as savings and pensions burn. Marvel as the Ashton heir to the Beckett hall of ugly, struts her stuff. She reprimands Syrian despots whilst using her newly acquired NATO civilian bombing squadron to wreak death on kids in Libya.
Look upwards to view this aerial panoply of failure, stupidity and awfulness. Stop and think how YOU put this shit in place to rip the tender skin from your arse then charge you billions for a balm that works for barely a second before the next screw is driven home.
The Eurozone is the spectacular, pyrotechnic disaster so many of us foretold and dreaded. So is the snake oil salesman and lawyer, Obama. He might be multi-coloured and have the gift of the gab but black or bloody white, pink or sodding yellow, he's not the messiah and definitely not the saviour of America. Bet you the PC brigade get him back in though. The chatterati are getting hooked on the sore anus syndrome.A sort of Munchhausen by proxy illness.
Still it could be worse. Iran could lob a few nukes our way but why would they need to. Our esteemed purveyors of foul smelling excrement have done the job for them. I just hope soup kitchens are geared up with plenty of stewed rat!