An Unholy Trinity!
Well, you have to wonder what went on behind the various scenes when these were omitted from the pageant and banquet. Did Pseudo have any input, I wonder? if so was he settling a couple of scores. Our leftie media delighted, as ever the BBC to the forefront, in gossip saying Obi slagged off boy Dave, rumoured here!
Then there is the question of who pissed off whom from the other two when attending Royal events from their time in Number 10. Just imagine, Michelle had spent days closeted with Prada for "that outfit". Lady Macbeth had booked a tattoo parlour for embossed "E R 11" on both cheeks, (think about it) and Sarah Beard had dropped two dress sizes, to 16, for her new two piece with beret. The blokes agonising like Pseudo Dave on "to tail or not to tail"! Snotty cancelling his miniature silver nose shovel-spoon for the big day. Obama hiding his "travellers Koran" copy . Bliar trying to explain to his big boss, Quadaffi, why even he's not invited. Oh to be a globe trotting fly on many walls over this lot right now. Then there are the private conversations and analyses of "why us". Maybe even a secret summit to plot revenge. One thing's for sure, that special relationship will need some TLC down the road over the coming months. If you are attending please do not mention all the wars going on elsewhere.