I'll give some PR advice for free: It's impossible to polish a turd so fuck off Cathy … you clown!
• "I can't keep banging on about climate change, so I decided to express my thoughts about the planet through strong women, and the fact women are the guardians of culture," said Dame Vivienne Westwood
What's that fucking smell? Ah yes… fresh bullshit!
• What was it that attracted a 21-year-old blonde to a 46-year-old man that has all the charisma of a 3-week-old enema and a face that looks like the arse of a baboon, that's just come first in the world's ugliest baboon's arse competition?
Fucked if I know!
Oh, for fuck's sake … didn't your nanny teach you not to talk to strangers!
• Lord Manmuncher of Fondleboys claims he and Tony Bliar were absolutely right to make friends with the Gaddafi family
I am, to be honest, absolutely fucking speechless!