Tongue Firmly In Cheek.
OR on a good day.
A futuristic view.
1. SEUD (septic EU Dave) negotiates a European wide adoption of the pound.
2. The European Commission is exiled to Siberia.
3. Sarah Palin sweeps into The White House and sacks every banker in America.
4. Nadine Norris becomes Tory Party Leader and opens a world wide tea room chain with The American President. Sacks every banker in The UK.
5. Lord SEUD is banished to join The EU Commissioners.
6. Lord Kirkaldy is found in South America and extradition sought.
7. Lord Fondleboys is shot in Rio. A 12 year old Billo Strawbio arrested.
8. Duchess of Cambridge runs off with Johnny Depp's son. Seen together in a cougar reserve.
9. A UK wide Peoples Bank announces huge profits. Every customer to receive £60,000 a year for ten years. (To qualify, no customer must have earnings above 10% of National average)
10. MPs vote to receive a pay cut to 10% above national average. Allowances ncreased to £EU18,000,000. All MPs become Peoples Bank clients.
Hope you got a small smile from OR's crystal ball! Any other predictions very welcome.