The despair Of The British nation.

Friday, 10 September 2010

Garden Porn. 18 Years Or Older Please.


Oldrightie Shocked To The Marrow.



Click to enlarge, if you see what I mean or dare.


This little fellow was purchased for Mrs OR on a trip to Great Dixter a few weeks ago. Little did I realise her wicked intentions to display him in this manner. I think that it is a  "he" is fairly obvious. All I might add, pales into insignificance when matched to a dear friends comment. "All that is missing (from the pic) is easily put right by a couple of onions or spuds!".


9 comments:

  1. Surely you mean bone (marrow) OR?

    ReplyDelete
  2. Ahhh, but even all that perversion can't detract from the beauty that is that garden.

    My admiration knows no bounds.

    I wish I were nearer so that I could come and look (and pinch cuttingd from Mrs OR).

    ReplyDelete
  3. Just look at the smug look on his face aswell.

    ReplyDelete
  4. I'm surprised he's got any colour left in his face at all, with an appendage that size....

    You'd better not have another open day with him around - some professional "Righteous" is bound to be offended!

    ReplyDelete
  5. Before the Roman came to Rye or out to Severn strode the rolling English drunkard made the rolling English road. I should have stayed in Worcester but a big reorganisation forced me to get out to where I could. Elgar's father incidentally came from Kent, it was his mother who was the Marcher. If this is a repeat it was the server playing games.

    ReplyDelete
  6. "Great Dixter" .. how apposite OR .. PMSL

    ReplyDelete
  7. MRS. OR did that?

    MRS?

    I'll go to the foot of our stairs. I am shocked to the very core of my being!

    ReplyDelete
  8. Hope you all enjoyed that! Mrs OR really did that and The"Dixter" analogy really escaped us, Captain H.
    KILLEM, she can be a minx!

    ReplyDelete
  9. Perhaps he will use it as a sail if he falls in the water!

    ReplyDelete