Such a prescient, beautiful sentiment.

Wednesday, 16 September 2009

Nail Biting.

Has He Stopped? If so, why?

"It might sound surprising but there are many types of medications available to stop nail biting. Some of these medications like some of the recent anti-depressants prove very effective."
So maybe his mind control drugs have a beneficial side effect? Of course, when they wear off, he may well chew the whole finger off. Still he is a great Prime Minister and ex-Chancellor. All the Cabinet say he is.


  1. Having someone paint your nails for you, perhaps while you're asleep, with strychnine is also very effective in putting a stop to the problem. Maybe someone could try doing that for the poor chap.

  2. I simply can't better Jim's comment! Winner!!

  3. Strychnine definitely has my vote as a cure for bitten nails as well. Brown could have false nails of course - just like he's had his teeth fixed and whitened it's an easy thing to make nails look good these days.

  4. `oddrightie

    vinegar does the trick

    anyway radio 4 tonight 8pm all about waste of money on overseas aid to corrupt regimes in africa.

    you'll love it

  5. Thanks for the heads up, Anon. Was out at choir practice!
    Great thought JB. The gang endorse it!