Such a prescient, beautiful sentiment.

Monday, 17 August 2009

The Gord's Prayer!

Oh Ye Of Little Faith?

“Brown is my shepherd, I shall not work.He leadeth me beside still factories.He restoreth my faith in the Conservative Party.
He guideth me to the path of unemployment.
Yea, though I wait for my dole....
I own the bank that refuses me. Brown has anointed my income with taxes
My expenses runneth over my income
Surely, poverty and hard living
will follow me all the days of his term
From hence forth we will live all the days of our
lives in a rented home with an overseas landlord, I am glad I am British
I am glad I am free
But I wish I were a dog
And Jimmy Brown were a tree …..”