Ladies And Gentlemen, I Present The Face Of Moral Outrage!
Now we have a phone tapping saga mightily whipped by those creamy experts in Labour. Well, guess what, I hope that from this teacup emerges a storm of evidence as to their real activities behind closed doors. Come on NoW let's have some stuff we can really learn from.
What if we discover Jimmy screwed our pensions, left our troops without decent equipment, bankrupted The Nation whilst flirting and ennobling their Banker mates, made up nasty stories about Opposition's families, attempt to stifle bloggers? Just imagine if all this came out. Just think of the outcry if millions were out of work, mass immigration was overwhelming our schools and hospitals. What if phone tapping revealed the disdain Labour have for anyone other than themselves? There would be riots on the streets, wouldn't there?