Busking For Come Fourth?
Such is the success of Labour that Pies Prezza has launched a begging email to pay for his losses after a disastrous bus tour of The Northern England pie and fish and chip shops. Jimmy offered to help as well as using his after leaving Office, new found musical skills. A Downing Street spokesperson sycophant said "The PM has offered his services whilst in The Lake District and intends to make public a YouTube video of his efforts". Prezza reports a flood of email responses to his begging bowl email. None contain any dosh. Most wonder why he is unable to lay his hands on a measly £2k of taxpayers money.