David Cameron interrupted, nagged and cajoled by Jug Ears, remains cool, calm and collected. Darling of The Left gently nudged, speaks ever more quickly and ends with a call to arms as if Labour had never been in power, ever. Jimmy Gordon the greatest leader ever, just to add more surreality to the "interview". 'Planet' and 'on' are words best assembled to describe this bunch of useless but expensive wastrels. No contest.