It Could Be Right Near You!
As you put the cat out or water the dog be very careful. Whilst you linger out in the night your savings, pension and way of life could be drenched in boiling oil and destroyed for ever. Your defense forces consumed in far away places, your police turned into Gestapo clones by the searing, scalding control of Jim Bogie's freakery. Beware visiting your bank where the portals are straining under the massive cauldrons above their entrances. These utensils are brim full of the toxic , rancid bubbling fat of debt, dripping over your heads, because some twats voted Labour.
Do not question your Leader or his army of brilliance, skill, aptitude, charisma and absolute incompetence. Do not dare even dream of the nightmare around you. Wiggy Aintworthalot, Harpy Hateblokesifthey'rewhite, Fondlebrazilboybums and soon to be a mega star of this horror show, Mrs Jimbosbeard. If you dare dream of this pot of boiling excrement that is your Soviet Republic of EU chattel you may be selected for oilboarding from Labours'
CRUCIBLE OF TERROR!