Oldrightie and why we voted leave.
Same old Conservatives same old Homophobia
I'm sick to death of hearing about homosexuals. Far too much publicity for them. Excellent graphic OR. :)
"Same old Conservatives same old Homophobia"There you go, if I complain about mass and unsustainable immigration I'm a racist. If I use humour relating to homosexual behaviour, I'm homophobic and a Conservative. Ever been in the forces, buddy? Or in prison or a working man's club? Jokes relating to anything and everything don't make you other than a human being. Now being a human being, that's funny, free speech, that's offensive?Well here you go. I find the whole concept of one man sticking his penis in the anus of another man offensive, unpleasant and weird. So if that's homophobia, I am. Now extend that to a grown man doing it to a young boy, that is horrific and that makes me homophobic? If it does, then I plead guilty. If accepting and being tolerant of these unnatural acts whilst wishing them to be done and carried out in quiet privacy and not touted around as some kind of special relationship, guilty. I could go on and on. I can't be bothered. I think I'll go and have a cuddle with the gorgeous Mrs.
That's a great pic OR, thanks for the laugh.
Oldrightie, you should know by now, the righteous left have absolutely no sense of humour. Before the righteous killed humour, we managed to laugh at ourselves without some whinging minnie putting his oar in! Bring back Les Dawson!!!Some aviation humour, just for you :)Remember, it takes a degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one, but never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a 'Gripe Sheet' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form,and then pilots review the Gripe Sheets before the next flight. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit.S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield.S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud.S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.S: That's what friction locks are for. P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield.S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing.S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funnyS: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Target radar hums.S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit.S: Cat installed. And the best one for last..................P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.S: Took hammer away from midget.What a couple of wankers!!!
Thank you Sue, they were great days but so are these, watching the death throes of Labour.
The other anonymous is a wanker!As I said the other day:All this government's about is the rear end. What is their obsession with all things bum? They've turned the UK into a nation obsessed with worrying about what they say. They've turned the country into a giant FUCKING playground. Sticks and stones, we used to say. Now all these weak pathetic adults get on the phone and call Phoney's Thugs! If you're fat, queer or whatever else, grow a spine and stop whinging. Fancy giving so much power to such a bunch of complaining moaners.They legalise it!They celebrate it! (why the fuck should we celebrate homosexuality, what the hell is there to celebrate?)They make it powerful!They criminalise those who don't like it! (it's my right to dislike them and what they do with each other)THE most limp wristed government in history, bunch of namby pamby shirt lifters.
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