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Friday, 12 June 2009

The Long Years Of Waiting Are Over At Last!

Jemima Finally Ties The Knot.


After years of broken passion, second best and agonising trauma, Jemima at long last got her wish. Princess to Fondebum's Prince of Everything. Sod the welfare of the nation, the hurriedly re-arranged guest list, now Phony Tony will be outdone and broken hearted as his two lost loves unite in a bond made in hell. No more must Jemima pretend, hurl Nokias or even mount his/her wooden, equine rocker. This is all he/she ever wanted. Now to be controlled instead of controlling, as he/she was in the days of his/her childhood. At last he/she can show the world the real Head of State for the good old UK, whilst once more able to gaze adoringly at a strict father figure who so cruelly spurned his/her desperate need to please.
Now the world really is saved, as this couple bestride the corpse of Labour and socialism, free from the shackles of democracy. Let the people know. There shall be no more elections. The Queen Colossus has decreed and her consort has signed the papers.

As they strolled down the isle, she whispered from a huge distance into her Love's giant left ear;


"Those nappies will have to go!"



18 comments:

  1. It was worth waiting for!

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  2. Peter Mandelson is..... The Right Honourable & Most Noble Lord Boothby-Driberg of Gay in the County of Deripaska. First Cretin of all England, Secretary of State for Everyone On Earth.

    ....Sounds like the NSDAP at work again.

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  3. Steve, what do you reckon his medals are for?

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  4. his work on Clapham Common after dark!

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  5. "his work on Clapham Common after dark!"

    With Nick Brown?

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  6. Excellent work, this post demonstrates the total demolition of democracy that is the British Labour Party.

    Busily trying to pointlessly re-upholster an Edwardian chair in the restaurant, as the stricken Titanic slides below the icy waters. Utter ignorance from an unelected few.

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  7. This picture encapsulates the terrible situation that now exists, with unelected morons in power. It now seems, from Guido's blog, Mandleson granted The Queen an audience and Old Holborn has a scary take on Mandelson's grip.

    http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/06/wake-up-you-dozy-bastards-queen-mandy.html

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  8. Mandelson"s latest comment that Brown will face another trashing of his Leadership in the Autumn hardly shows loyalty.

    Maybe he sees himself as the next PM because
    he will be voted in by a Labour Party desperate to stay in power.

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  9. Anonymous said...Maybe he sees himself as the next PM because.....

    So this becomes a marriage of convenience!

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  10. Brown's has got a big muscle neck! :) looks funny!

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  11. The medals are for felching, and shrimping.

    Look it up.

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  12. Brown is a Duchess, they couldn't make him a Princess because of previous marriages.

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  13. The medals are for felching, and shrimping.

    So I did and lost an expensive meal!

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  14. Mandelson's already PM in all but name. Gorgon is just the puppet. I'd rather people keep their thoughts to themselves about how far up Gorgon's backside Mandelson has to shove his arm to work the controls...

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  15. "I'd rather people keep their thoughts to themselves about how far up Gorgon's backside Mandelson has to shove his arm to work the controls..."

    I don't think he uses his arm, Richard!

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  16. "I don't think he uses his arm, Richard!"

    That might explain Gorgon's smiles at rather inappropriate moments! Gorgon MUST be desperate to cling on to power if he had to take the Prince of Darkness to heart in order to do so. Never mind the country, eh?

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  17. Spot on, as ever, Richard. You will enjoy the pic later on Monday!

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  18. Another brilliant one!

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