Jimmy and his newly kindled flame take a breather outside the bunker whilst waiting for the results. Oberführer Fondlebum has assured Der Führer Joachin, it's in the bag. Clapham Nick has threatened fellow travellers if it doesn't happen.
Bercow married his Labour-supporting wife, Sally Illman, in December 2002. Almost followed Quisling Quentin and is Fondlebum's favourite Tory. Perfect result and he's not a woman?
Yet another sad day in the life of the defunct UK Parliament.
Gordon Brown is the first to congratulate the new Speaker.