Ministry Of Spin And Lies!
Conflicting reports this morning. My money is on he's a bottler. No stomach to face an election. Bloody shame, I so wanted to see the mendacious pillock turfed out of No. 10 like the squatter he is. Still we could have some fun with Mandy's Balls or Postman Pat. One thing is for sure, our EU masters will be jerking the strings if we let them.
Dee Dums, what a mess you've made of all our lives, Jim.