Such a prescient, beautiful sentiment.

Sunday, 26 April 2009

Things to be glad about.

The Head Gardener is my best friend.
The garden is looking splendid.
Labour are in the twenties.
Cameron has great potential to lead us out of the mess of Labour.
The dog is great.

The FTSE may be on the way back.
The weather promises a great summer.
At the end of the summer there will be just a few months to getting a Liberal Official Opposition.
Yup, it's not all doom and gloom, is it?

Oh, and my pal sent me this funny joke!

"Testicle Therapy"

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.The ball hit one of the men.He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!


  1. How lucky you are to have such a good head gardener. I've a bed which is over-run with weeds and I can only think the pick is the answer to clearing it.

    Golf jokes - I'm inundated with them and expected to laugh. Ha ha I usually do, rather weakly of course :)

  2. I've a bed which is over-run with weeds and I can only think the pick is the answer to clearing it.

    If weeds grow so will crops or flowers!

  3. Your Head Gardener has a wonderfully-defined left sternocleidomastoid muscle in her neck.

    Just thought I'd mention it.