Brown's Not Been Told Yet.
There are several reports doing the rounds that Number 10 can't get hold of The Whitehouse/US Treasury on the phone. The above picture was taken when Brown demanded to speak to the President after the Obamafest pool shower. My spies tell me that his aides were so worried that Brown would blow his top that they have signed Bremner on a six month contract, worth six billion quid, to sit by a phone 24/7 ready to act The Obama for Brown.
It is understood that so good is Bremner's drawl the right arm and hand of Brown could not be shown in this picture.
Brown, believing he was talking to Saint Obama is saying "You are coming to the G20 summit if your teatime date lets you down and I can be seen visiting your hotel suite." Phone crackles and fades. Brown replaces the receiver and says
"I didn't catch the last bit, something about room service."
Brown rings for a drink.
Who says Socialism doesn't work?
Who says these are hard times?
What people want......etc.