His Excellency, The President of The Federal States of Europe, Swears in the New Interim British Governor,
The outgoing Prime Minister, David Cameron, said this was inevitable after Lord Snot of Kircaldy had completed his scorched earth policy of 2009. "A very sad day for a once proud Nation", he continued. "Was this what two world wars were fought for?"
Lord Snot was unavailable for comment at his exile home in Lichtenstein.