Gordon Brown hails his achievements and brilliant stewardship of The UK. It was and remains the best crash landing in modern history. The aircraft, sadly, is a write off.
Asked if they would fly with Brown again, 95% of passengers shook their heads vigorously left to right! (get it?)
Gordo reported as being close to tears at a Parliamentary Labour meeting to pass the third runway motion. Not as close to tears as those pensioners whose retirement the ghastly man and his awful coterie ruined. Still, there's always The House of Lords for a few kickbacks. Leaves stage left humming "The working class can kiss my ass, I've got a peerage bunce at last."