Equal Marriage For Paedophiles?
Today many MPs called to push their modernising agenda further. As gay "marriage" joins the ranks of those queuing for the services of divorce lawyers, quoting mass infidelity, prevalent amongst the shirt raising community, Lord Mandleson was heard to argue for the age of homosexual buggery to be lowered by several years.
In his heavily attended news conference of sycophants from across the Globe, he said why not make legitimate and inclusive the abuse of children? He argued that the cost of policing child abduction, sex slavery and Islamic "arranged" marriages, amongst the young, could save billions.
As for the grooming scandals across the length and breadth of The UK and Europe, if no longer a sex crime, pursuit of such pederasts and rapists would be even less intensive than it is.
He went on to say how many, many tortured and fear racked, important paedophiles could be spared the agony of being found out. Unlike Huhne, their indiscretions could be wiped away with the stroke of a pen. He stated that the support he had from all sides of The House proved the will to introduce these issues and legislate them away for the good of all the
public people gorged on their own depravity.
What's not to like? A new, modern society, steeped in all the excesses and abuse of Sodom and Gomorrah. A world where anything goes if you have power and the little people become even more enslaved to the new world order of greed and debauchery.