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Saturday, 29 September 2012

Arse In My Hand

I'm a Grumpy Old Twat and, as such, I'm always liable to mother fucking mood swings ... that would make Gordon 'prime mentalist mono eyed bully boy' Brown look like a fucking angel.

Today ... I have my big, fat, hairy, fucking arse in my hands.

I have far better things to do ... than preach to the cunting converted.

Therefore, I shall mainly be consuming several bottles of Valpolicella, whilst I contemplate my next piece of cuntishness for the Guardian.

In other words, I'm fucking the fucking fuck off outta here.

OR is back Monday.

2 comments:

Caratacus said...

Cooee Polly, Grumpy Old Twat would like a word ...

Christ on a bike Gotty, if I thought you were going to write for the Grauniad I might even start reading the fucking thing...

Thanks for holding the fort while OR is busily engaged in a quick RAS ... don't stay away too long ;-)

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