The despair Of The British nation.

Tuesday, 20 December 2011

EU Twelve Days Of Christmas.

Desired Or Otherwise.


On the first day of Christmas The EU gave to me, 
A buggered econ-omy,
On the second say of Christmas the EU gave to me,
Two Merkozy hugs and a buggered econ-omy,
On the third day of Christmas the EU gave to me,
Three Miss le Pens, two Merkozy hugs and a buggered econ-omy.

On the fourth day of Christmas the EU gave to me,
Four bankrupt States, three Miss le Pens, two Merkozy hugs and a buggered econ-omy.

On the fifth day of Christmas the EU gave to me,
Five useless coins,
Four bankrupt States, three Miss Le Pens, two Merkozy hugs,
and a buggered econ-omy

On the sixth day of Christmas the EU gave to me,
Six stupid things, not just solely for me.
Five useless coins, four bankrupt States, three Miss le Pens, two Merkozy
 hugs and a buggered econ-omy.

On the seventh day of Christmas the EU gave to me, Seven more Nation States,
Six stupid things,
Five useless coins,.
Four bankrupt States, three Miss Le Pens, 
Two Merkozy loves, and a busted econ-omy.

On the eighth day of Christmas the EU gave to me eight aching pains, 
Seven more Nation States, six stupid things, 
Fiiiiiiive  useless Coins, 
Four bankrupt States, three Miss Le Pens,
Two Merkozy loves and a busted econ-omy.

On the ninth day of Christmas the EU gave to me nine rotten fish,
Eight aching pains, seven more Nation States, six stupid things,
Fiiiiive useless coins......................
Four bankrupt States, 
Three Miss le Pens, two Merkozy loves and a busted econ-omy.

On the Tenth day of Christmas the EU gave to me ten ladies knitting,
Nine rotten fish, eight aching pains, seven Nation States, six stupid things,
Fiiiiiive useless coins.....................
Four bankrupt States, three Miss Le Pens, two Merkozy loves 
And a busted econ-omy.

On the eleventh day of Christmas the EU gave to me eleven Kinnocks skipping,
ten ladies knitting, nine rotten fish, eight aching pains, seven nation States,
Six stupid things,
Fiiiiiiive useless coins...................
Four bankrupt States, 
Three Miss le Pens, two Merkozy loves,
And a busted econ-omy.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas the EU gave to me,
Twelve......... bad............. treaties,
Eleven Kinnocks skipping, ten ladies knitting, nine rotten fish,
Eight aching pains, seven Nation States, six stupid things,
Fiiiiiiiiiiive useless coins,

Four bankrupt States, three Miss Le Pens, two Merkozy hugs,

AND A BUSTED ECON-OMY!





1 comment:

Amusing Bunni said...

This is GREAT, OR!
Did you write it yourself?
I will be singing that tune all day now...hee hee.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE EVE!