The despair Of The British nation.

Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Germans Not Amused

I was going to do a full scale rant on Ed Militwat's speech at the Labour Party Conference yesterday but I can't be arsed although it was funny as fuck when the live TV feed suddenly went dead on Red Ed, while he was in full flow. Well, maybe full drone would be a better description and I doubt whether many people even noticed.



So, we'll have some purile humour instead. I thought. Thanks to a recent reminder from Ampers, we're going to take the Fucking piss out of that famous Fucking village in Austria. Mind you the Fucking inhabitants don't think it's Fucking funny when visitors keep nicking the Fucking signs. "We will not stand for the Fucking signs being removed", said a local council officer. "It may be amusing for you British but Fucking is simply Fucking to us. What's the big Fucking joke?"

A Fucking Tourist

A local Tourist guide said it was only the British that had a fixation with Fucking. "The German tourists want to see the Mozart house in nearby Salzburg but for the British it's all about Fucking. They have an obsession with Fucking. Just this morning I had to tell an English lady that there were no Fucking postcards."

So, that leaves us with many unanswered questions then. Here's a few of them but I expect you can think of many more.

Are the residents called Fuckers?
What are the mothers called?
What would you be learning at the Fucking High School?
Where is the Fucking Post Office?
What are the Fucking drivers like?
Does Fucking needs government funding?

Incidentally, wouldn't it be amusing if the European Parliament were to relocate there. Oh, what fun we could have with that.

Gotty ;-)

5 comments:

tris said...

;¬)

wee fucker said...

It must be more difficult for people living just outside Fucking.

"Where are you going darling. We need to talk"
I'm going to the Fucking pub"

etc..

microdave said...

The people living outside Fucking can always hop on a bus...

Anyway, what are they getting so up the arse about?

Ralph Musgrave said...

I wish the leute in Fucking would put some landmines round the sigs. That way next time some unemployable / low IQ Brit tried to remove the sign, that would be one less unemployable / low IQ Brit defacing the British Isles.

Joe Public said...

At least their council is honest when the demand states: "This is your Fucking Tax"