The despair Of The British nation.

Friday, 10 September 2010

Garden Porn. 18 Years Or Older Please.


Oldrightie Shocked To The Marrow.



Click to enlarge, if you see what I mean or dare.


This little fellow was purchased for Mrs OR on a trip to Great Dixter a few weeks ago. Little did I realise her wicked intentions to display him in this manner. I think that it is a  "he" is fairly obvious. All I might add, pales into insignificance when matched to a dear friends comment. "All that is missing (from the pic) is easily put right by a couple of onions or spuds!".


9 comments:

subrosa said...

Surely you mean bone (marrow) OR?

tris said...

Ahhh, but even all that perversion can't detract from the beauty that is that garden.

My admiration knows no bounds.

I wish I were nearer so that I could come and look (and pinch cuttingd from Mrs OR).

Bucko said...

Just look at the smug look on his face aswell.

microdave said...

I'm surprised he's got any colour left in his face at all, with an appendage that size....

You'd better not have another open day with him around - some professional "Righteous" is bound to be offended!

Demetrius said...

Before the Roman came to Rye or out to Severn strode the rolling English drunkard made the rolling English road. I should have stayed in Worcester but a big reorganisation forced me to get out to where I could. Elgar's father incidentally came from Kent, it was his mother who was the Marcher. If this is a repeat it was the server playing games.

Captain Haddock said...

"Great Dixter" .. how apposite OR .. PMSL

killemallletgodsortemout said...

MRS. OR did that?

MRS?

I'll go to the foot of our stairs. I am shocked to the very core of my being!

Oldrightie said...

Hope you all enjoyed that! Mrs OR really did that and The"Dixter" analogy really escaped us, Captain H.
KILLEM, she can be a minx!

adelaide girl said...

Perhaps he will use it as a sail if he falls in the water!