Many of my 150 or so visitors per day are only like me because we are ordinary. No Oxbridge or Westminster privilege just ordinary. However, I would rather be here than there. There being a world of ignorant hubris, self-delusion and mendacity. So I look at this election and compare who might be like me? A very privileged Old Etonian who has never had to worry about money? Why not. I don't want ordinary people running my Nation. Or should I look at this dour but fantastic Snotty, the most despicable figurehead of socialism ever and that is a tough call. A chap who picks his nose and eats the residue on world wide TV? A man whose butler finds physically nauseating to clean up after? A man who has pissed over my lifetimes hard work to drag myself to where I am today. Only to have my world stripped of respect and happiness to fund his obese, lazy, feckless and utterly rancid supporters who need mass immigration to pay for their idleness. Vote Labour and welcome the utter loss of any chance to climb upwardly from the excrement and piss stained corridors of your tower block. That, after 13 years of socialism.
By the way, where is the Defense Minister? Absent so as not to mention the war?