The despair Of The British nation.

Saturday, 6 March 2010

Top Ten Brownies.

How Low Can You Drag This Nation?



1. No more boom and bust!

2. The right decisions for the right reasons.

3. I gave the troops all they needed.

4. I did not refuse to fund helicopters.

5. I loved Tony Bliar.

6. We are best placed to weather the recession.

7. I lost an eye playing rugby. (congenital defect now affecting other eye.)

8. I saved the world.

9. I do not bully my junior staff.

10. I am the greatest Prime Minister ever.

Anybody fancy adding any more?






13 comments:

Catosays said...

I got the best price I could for our gold.

cyberboris said...

It is not for me to make military decisions about the use of particular vehicles.

http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/03/06/mogadon-brown-deserves-a-flogging/

subrosa said...

Auch OR I'm trying to have a day free of Brown and his inadequacies. :)

microdave said...

11. I am a deluded twat.

DaveP said...

12.I have never told a lie in my life

Jim Baxter said...

13. I did not have sex with that woman.

Jim Baxter said...

Oops. Sorry OR. You want lies.

Anonymous said...

Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime.

Clarinda said...

I have always admired Lord Mandelson.

Oldrightie said...

Just got back from shopping with Mrs OR. Well, 1 hour ago but I've only just stopped laughing! Thank you.

Anonymous said...

I am not a completely incompetent twat

Anonymous said...

People are saying it is my fault and that I caused the recession. They are wrong. It is not my fault.

I have nothing to apologise for.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1160311/Apologise-recession-Browns-credit-crunch-tantrum-30-000ft.html

AJ said...

I never use my family as political stunts.