How Low Can You Drag This Nation?
1. No more boom and bust!
2. The right decisions for the right reasons.
3. I gave the troops all they needed.
4. I did not refuse to fund helicopters.
5. I loved Tony Bliar.
6. We are best placed to weather the recession.
7. I lost an eye playing rugby. (congenital defect now affecting other eye.)
8. I saved the world.
9. I do not bully my junior staff.
10. I am the greatest Prime Minister ever.
Anybody fancy adding any more?