The despair Of The British nation.

Monday, 28 December 2009

Brown Gives Wedding Speech.

Electioneering Guru Speaks.




Worst man at a wedding gives his latest view on the sanctity of marriage and the successful policies he has pursued for decades to bring children under his wing. With his favourite bum chum, Blinky Testes, they are now united in presenting all the lies as truth and truth as flexible as his tail. Listen up you stupor ridden electorate, better the devil you know? I don't think so. Still you all did believe his no more boom and bust, so I guess he has your souls well and truly where he so very much wants them! Mind you, no by-election for Leicestershire NW so maybe he is a little worried. As for terrorism, Civil Contingencies Act , anyone.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Brown as a handsome devil? Scary!

Corrugated Soundbite said...

Watch the Jonah effect as divorces skyrocket.

Re the Civil Contingencies Act. Well there was no "Summer of Rage" as they so desperately wanted, nor any monumental surge in racist attacks post Griffin's appearance on Question Time as per the "predictions" by some NuLab crystal bollocks spouters. So looks like it's back to Plan A - terrorism.

Not at all transparent, eh OR! :-)

Oldrightie said...

CS, "Not at all transparent, eh OR!"

Never is. What little we glean is as of nought to the sh*t we never hear about. Watch out for my Arctic ice images later today!

subrosa said...

The man's mad, but dangerous. We can't riot because, as you say, that's what they're desperately hoping we'll do. Just have to bide oor time until the GE.

Still wish CallMeDave would come out with some strong stuff though. Get rid of this perceived lack of difference between the tories and labour.

Oldrightie said...

"Still wish CallMeDave would come out with some strong stuff though."

Me too, Subrosa. If The Tories were a footall team the number of open goals missed would see only 40% of the crowd watching support them!

Anonymous said...

Oh, dear. I shall be waiting now to hear of the extraodinary number of married couples killed in car crashes.

Oldrightie said...

"Oh, dear. I shall be waiting now to hear of the extraodinary number of married couples killed in car crashes."

Or in woods?