Killed a pig
Gordon Brown and his driver were going to Chequers and were passing a farm. A pig jumped out in the road suddenly. The driver tried to get out of the way, but he hit him. He went in the farm to explain what had happened. He came out with a beer, a cigar, and a tons of money. Brown saw this and said, "My God, what did you tell them?" The driver replied, "I told them that I'm Gordon Brown's driver and I just killed the pig.