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Thursday, 6 August 2009

More Plots And Subterfuge Caption Competition

So we save billions shafting Mandy's hand out to Rolls Royce. That'll show the slimy sod!



Now is Quentin the proper name for a turncoat? Have I spelt his name in new or olde English? Whatever, are these two both Quentins? Fondlelittleboys is in Nat's hideaway having a Grecian sojourne (don't ask) so Quentin is wheeled out to deny shafting Rolls Royce as yet another beggar's option to sweeten the Yanks. You really cannot make it up!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/defence/5979736/Defence-jobs-at-risk-as-MoD-Rolls-Royce-fighter-engine.html

Aintworthalot says "defence procurement" is nothing to do with Fondlebum, as far as defence is concerned. Or something like that! As The MoD reels from one crisis to another Jimmy's only parsimony from his dreadful Exchequer days comes back to haunt them all. Tomorrow sees less than 300 days to go. Great entertainment except for the collateral damage to us all!

12 comments:

Phil said...

Queyntin is the old English; gives you that ambiguity between a quaint man and a Mandy of a man.

Fondlebum is probably calling in on old Deripaski!

Oldrightie said...

Very, very close, Phil!

Clarinda said...

"Look Quenters, you need to show RR that you've got them by the valves and pistons but getting caught in the old Mexican Finger Trap just makes you look a right dipstick"

Sue said...

So much for supporting our own industries and after wasting £500 million of taxpayers money to develop the engine!

They money that this government has wasted is incomprehensible. They should all be in prison for embezzling taxpayers money.

They real have no shame. I'm appalled.

Jim Baxter said...

Odious to a Grecian Sojourn is he? Fiddling while Rolls burns.

Oldrightie said...

Great caption, Clarinda. Nice to hear from you all, as ever!

subrosa said...

"Not too bad Quent, but do remember, the aim of all this is to have the plebs running round in electric cars before 2015. Keep that to the forefront old boy."

Oldrightie said...

Only the plebs, of course!

John M Ward said...

I mistook him for the actor Robert Picardo at first glance. I was expecting him to be quietly saying to Brown: "What seems to be the nature of your medical emergency?"

Oldrightie said...

Or mental abberrations, JMW?

Startled Leafletter said...

One of our last great British companies, hung out to dry by jealous socialists. A terrible day for Britain. Never mind the fact that they are the only part of our economy that is productive and keeping the country going.

But then, Labour want a country of estate agents, travel agents, retail shops, lawyers, doctors, police, teachers and nurses. Perish the thought that we must have productive manufacturing industries, the sort that keep an economy going!

Edgar said...

"Then you stuff it up your chimney. Like this ..."