David Millipede has urged the Afghan government to talk to moderate members of the Taliban as part of efforts to bring stability to the country. We are also informed operation "Panther's Claw" is a success. I therefore expect The Graucho Brothers, Dave and Ed to accompany their Great Leader, Jim Lad, on a tour of the safe areas we have spent 20 British lives and reportedly, 43 other brave soldiers' lives, creating with such success. In a snatch landrover, of course.
Meanwhile, James Gordon Brown has been seen praticing for a new job, come next May.
I present to you, Jimmy Jester, courtesy of Youngrightie!