The despair Of The British nation.

Thursday, 11 June 2009

New Speaker At Her First PMQs?

For Adults And Strong Of Stomach Only, Lorenzo!



Jimmy was urged to lay the ghost of Flinty Bush's "window dressing" jibe and put some glamour in the speaker's chair. David Cameron was rushed to hospital with shock when, as he rose for his initial question and turned to address the Speaker, he got his first real look at the new occupant.
Jimmy was seen to whisper to bum chum Bradshaw, whilst gurning one of his special grimaces, sometimes confused with a smile but the consequence of which thudded from the sky onto the Common's floor. Another mortally wounded Angel had proved the truth. "When Jimmy Snot attempts a smile, an Angel dies".
For the next half an hour those once grand wings flapped their dying throes, every time that voice stuttered the now famous, pre-lie, nervous "M-m-m-m--m-m- Mr--er-er-er-Ma-Ma-Ma-Madame Spe-Spe-Spe_Spe-Speker...."
Yet, every time Jimmy looked at Madame Speaker a strange expression of joy and contentment crossed his features.
"Thank goodness I'm not into women" seemed to be the thought!


Labour the triumph of evil over hope!



10 comments:

subrosa said...

Oh OR, you realise I won't sleep tonight now don't you? Yer an awfy man as we say in Dundee. Great pic though.

Oldrightie said...

Bless you, Subrosa, sweet dreams! We have a great pic coming shortly of No 10's rehearsals for The Party Conference.

Also another gem,


http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23706700-details/Now+Sir+Elton+John+and+friends+abandon+PM+as+Labour+gala+fails+to+sell+out/article.do

Gigits said...

NO!!! Don't tempt fate! I will emigrate if this horse faced bitch gets to be speaker.

Lorenzo said...

That's it I'm going to have to see the doctor again, probably up my meds. This site needs a serious health warning. My optician said the only answer was a hot poker. I'm going to shove Beckett's caravan off a cliff with errinit.

PeterMyl said...

Oldrightie, dear fellow, might one enquire for how many hours you drudgded on 'Photo-shop' embellishing this picture to have the caravan-inhabiting Kempton Park MP pass for near mongrelized human?

Startled Leafletter said...

A frightening sight to behold indeed, imagine how her husband feels? Jeremy Clarkson can perhaps offer the best answer, turning both Beckett and her caravan into one giant cannonball for the amusement of the Great British public!

I wonder whether Beckett ever ran the Grand National or even Ascawwtt?

Oldrightie said...

"Oldrightie, dear fellow, might one enquire for how many hours you drudgded on 'Photo-shop' embellishing this picture to have the caravan-inhabiting Kempton Park MP pass for near mongrelized human?"

Beyond a mere oldrightie, I'm afraid. I have a young, energetic fellow "rightie", indeed I am in discussions to tie him to a contract and franchise him as "youngrightie". It does my heart good that youngrighties are growing in number!

Sue said...

She's seriously ugly without any photoshopping!

Sue said...

She looks like Mr Ed :)

Anonymous said...

You forgot to include the hanging baskets behind the chair. Such a nice touch to proceedings dont you think !