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Friday, 12 June 2009

The Long Years Of Waiting Are Over At Last!

Jemima Finally Ties The Knot.


After years of broken passion, second best and agonising trauma, Jemima at long last got her wish. Princess to Fondebum's Prince of Everything. Sod the welfare of the nation, the hurriedly re-arranged guest list, now Phony Tony will be outdone and broken hearted as his two lost loves unite in a bond made in hell. No more must Jemima pretend, hurl Nokias or even mount his/her wooden, equine rocker. This is all he/she ever wanted. Now to be controlled instead of controlling, as he/she was in the days of his/her childhood. At last he/she can show the world the real Head of State for the good old UK, whilst once more able to gaze adoringly at a strict father figure who so cruelly spurned his/her desperate need to please.
Now the world really is saved, as this couple bestride the corpse of Labour and socialism, free from the shackles of democracy. Let the people know. There shall be no more elections. The Queen Colossus has decreed and her consort has signed the papers.

As they strolled down the isle, she whispered from a huge distance into her Love's giant left ear;


"Those nappies will have to go!"



18 comments:

Anonymous said...

It was worth waiting for!

Steve said...

Peter Mandelson is..... The Right Honourable & Most Noble Lord Boothby-Driberg of Gay in the County of Deripaska. First Cretin of all England, Secretary of State for Everyone On Earth.

....Sounds like the NSDAP at work again.

Oldrightie said...

Steve, what do you reckon his medals are for?

Steve said...

his work on Clapham Common after dark!

Anonymous said...

"his work on Clapham Common after dark!"

With Nick Brown?

Startled Leafletter said...

Excellent work, this post demonstrates the total demolition of democracy that is the British Labour Party.

Busily trying to pointlessly re-upholster an Edwardian chair in the restaurant, as the stricken Titanic slides below the icy waters. Utter ignorance from an unelected few.

Anonymous said...

This picture encapsulates the terrible situation that now exists, with unelected morons in power. It now seems, from Guido's blog, Mandleson granted The Queen an audience and Old Holborn has a scary take on Mandelson's grip.

http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/06/wake-up-you-dozy-bastards-queen-mandy.html

Anonymous said...

Mandelson"s latest comment that Brown will face another trashing of his Leadership in the Autumn hardly shows loyalty.

Maybe he sees himself as the next PM because
he will be voted in by a Labour Party desperate to stay in power.

Oldrightie said...

Anonymous said...Maybe he sees himself as the next PM because.....

So this becomes a marriage of convenience!

Sue said...

Brown's has got a big muscle neck! :) looks funny!

killemallletgodsortemout said...

The medals are for felching, and shrimping.

Look it up.

Startled Leafletter said...

Brown is a Duchess, they couldn't make him a Princess because of previous marriages.

Oldrightie said...

The medals are for felching, and shrimping.

So I did and lost an expensive meal!

Richard Jones said...

Mandelson's already PM in all but name. Gorgon is just the puppet. I'd rather people keep their thoughts to themselves about how far up Gorgon's backside Mandelson has to shove his arm to work the controls...

Oldrightie said...

"I'd rather people keep their thoughts to themselves about how far up Gorgon's backside Mandelson has to shove his arm to work the controls..."

I don't think he uses his arm, Richard!

Richard Jones said...

"I don't think he uses his arm, Richard!"

That might explain Gorgon's smiles at rather inappropriate moments! Gorgon MUST be desperate to cling on to power if he had to take the Prince of Darkness to heart in order to do so. Never mind the country, eh?

Oldrightie said...

Spot on, as ever, Richard. You will enjoy the pic later on Monday!

Anonymous said...

Another brilliant one!