On pain of death by snakebite, Robinson posts a disgraceful statement to combat Cameron's excellent speech, this morning. You can almost see the look in Toenail's eyes as Mandy shoves him out the door. They really are getting desperate. Fondlebum makes the media announcement whilst Jim does a hospital. Both men wearing expressions of defiance in the face of portending defeat.
Any rioting in the streets will be welcome, Toenails, if it were to hasten an election. Not your job to start it though. Take a leaf out of your colleagues book and start being more objective or lose any credibility with the next Government. Oh? That's gone already, you little weasel. Still to watch this git suffer come election night will be joyous.
Apart from one lonely Labour leftover from Draper's Custer like rebuttal unit, Toenails has brought down a storm of protest on this post. It does seem likely that Jimmy and Mandy have been rumbled! Election, please.
The Organisation for Economic Co-Operation and Development (OECD) has called for "more explicit" spending CUTS to tackle the UK's soaring debt.