Finance officials at odds over IMF funding plan
Unlike the jamboree organised by Jimmy Snotpicker for his own vanity and terrific bounce in the UK polls, (do you all remember sunshine, my pussycat?), the G7 countries are closeted in Washington trying to bail out The IMF! The real Brown's nappy content we are all in, is nervously whispered in these closed, secret meetings. Now who has loads of dosh, readies, gold and raw material backed reserves, spondoolah, real money. Not the useless Government and Bank IOUs favoured by the crooked Bilderbergers of The West, that's for sure. So these stupid Bildibugs are begging, begging the emerging countries to part with their savings to, guess what, pour into the enormous black hole Iraq and Afghanistan have made. Now our historically wise Chinese and others are saying make the IMF bailouts with bonds (IOUs) backed by our assets if the recipient Nations don't default. Whoops, we need cash because Gordo has discovered that the printed wallpaper, non-asset supported toilet rolls he is relying on to beg with are not good enough.
Still with me? The Yanks can go with this. Got lots of raw materials, expertise, weapons and so forth to trade with. Now poor old Alistair is saying we need cash to design and build our goods with before we could honour any interest payments. About 30 years time, maybe. I understand the rest of the gathering have yet to stop laughing. Boy are we in the mire.
Dacre's best chum, Brummer, claimed today The UK had pledged £15 billion to the IMF. How stupid that would have been. Can't surely be true when Brown is about to welsh on a Eurofighter purchase for lack of readies. Poetic license and a day late methinks since he is speaking on Friday and before the latest missive from the meeting was leaked!
Alistair ponders how to tell Snotty they said no to his overdraft request.