The despair Of The British nation.

Tuesday, 24 March 2009

Snotty releases a recurring dream he's having!

London To Be Cordoned Off





A secret COBRA meeting yesterday morning concluded that extreme measures may be needed to combat the vast numbers of protesters gathering to demonstrate against the very people they see as instrumental in the destruction of their savings and pensions. Gordon Brown is inconsolable and furious at the mounting evidence of the scale of protest gathering. The £10 million policing cost has already been doubled, according to leaks from the heart of the bunker.
Police forces all over the country are sending reinforcements to the Capital, leaving other cities woefully policed.Some senior figures at the meeting have pleaded for London to be sealed for the duration of the meeting. The Mayor has been told that any major disruption will be laid at his door, in an effort to distance The Labour Government from the unrest.
Snotty already passing the buck. It all began in Eastern Europe!
A very large skip was seen leaving Number 10, piled high with smashed mobile phones!






He's going to need it!

3 comments:

Goodnight Vienna said...

How do you know the conclusions of a COBRA meeting if it was secret? Are you (taps side of nose and rolls up trouser leg) an 'insider'?

Oldrightie said...

Walls have ears, GV!

it's either banned or compulsory said...

"Police forces all over the country are sending reinforcements to the Capital, leaving other cities woefully policed"

No problem, they will be replaced by PCSOs, Civic Enforcement Officers and the 60,000 Security Guards trained under Project Argos and Project Griffin for riot control support.