Will Gordon Leap For A Lifeboat?
The question being raised in the corridors of power.
I want the fat controller to stick around as The Titanic Labour project sinks below the waves. I want the sea of incompetence and sheer crap this lot have heaped upon the reluctant and press-ganged passengers of NuLabs vessel of corrupt ar**holes, to drown the buggers slowly!
Maybe Tone will buy him one!
Former prime minister Tony Blair has won a one million dollar (£697,000) international prize for his "exceptional leadership", it has been announced.