The despair Of The British nation.

Wednesday, 28 January 2009

Gordon's stewardship of The Economy.


David Cameron, " When will he admit the bust?" Gordon, " The do nothing Party". Wouldn't "do nothing" be better than wreck the whole bloody show.


The UK economy will shrink faster than rest of the developed world, IMF predicts




Gordon Brown hails his achievements and brilliant stewardship of The UK. It was and remains the best crash landing in modern history. The aircraft, sadly, is a write off.


Asked if they would fly with Brown again, 95% of passengers shook their heads vigorously left to right! (get it?)


Gordo reported as being close to tears at a Parliamentary Labour meeting to pass the third runway motion. Not as close to tears as those pensioners whose retirement the ghastly man and his awful coterie ruined. Still, there's always The House of Lords for a few kickbacks. Leaves stage left humming "The working class can kiss my ass, I've got a peerage bunce at last."


3 comments:

Ted Foan said...

Nice one, old fella! I'll put you forward for a peerage if you'll do the same for me!

Oldrightie said...

Done! Might take a while!

Sue said...

He's lost it, the men in white coats will be around soon!